This conversation happened April 28th, 2012 while riding in the car.
George: Daddy, what is the fastest river in the world?
Daddy: What do you mean by fast? Like how fast it goes over rocks?
George: Well you know how a river turns into a waterfall? Fast like that?
Daddy: Do you mean the rate that the water deteriorates the rocks beneath it or the way gravity effects water falling?
George: (rolls eyes) SIGH....WWWAAAAAATTTTTEEEERRRR FAAALLLLLLLLLLLL (pointing to his lips) you hear what I am saying? WAAATTTEEEERRRR FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DUH
W.A.T.E.R.F.A.L.L
(as in hey stupid, do you not hear the words that are coming out of my mouth?)
At this point I almost drive off the road from laughing so hard.
Conversation #2 - same night
Oma and Grandad are watching the kids while we are at a party. Oma has put the boys to bed and proceeds to try and play a movie on our unfamiliar TV system. They try figuring it our for a few minutes (picture primates beating a stick against a rock :) ) and give up. They then have the brilliant idea of asking my six year old son how to play a movie. The same six year old who is already fast asleep in bed.
Oma: (trying not to wake
George: (sleepy) "Just press the button, Oma! I am not getting up."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOVE this!
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